does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me
i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system
There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today
I love how "you’re going to hell" is the free space haha
who wants to make out with me for like 4 hours
why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole
Have phone stolen.
"Shouldn’t carry it with you!"
Have car broken into.
"Shouldn’t of had such a nice stereo!"
Have house ransacked.
"Shouldn’t live in that neighborhood!"
Raped at a party.
"Shouldn’t of been drinking!"
Have private images leaked.
"Shouldn’t of taken the photos!"
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun
i can go from soft to hard does that make me an egg
i can go from yard sard
do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT