austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me



posted on September 01st 2014 at 3:26 via lllllllllllletswrite © austere-fallen-angel with 42,484 notes -- reblog

lllllllllllllletswrite:

i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system



posted on September 01st 2014 at 3:25 via rwby-teeth © lllllllllllletswrite with 263,932 notes -- reblog

nerkartist:

mONTY



posted on September 01st 2014 at 3:24 via missdiddlez © nerkartist with 225 notes -- reblog

thatangryqueerkid:

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

I love how "you’re going to hell" is the free space haha



posted on September 01st 2014 at 3:23 via jordybordychan © tigermisu with 59,523 notes -- reblog

piplups:

who wants to make out with me for like 4 hours



posted on September 01st 2014 at 3:20 via jordybordychan with 76,494 notes -- reblog

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole



posted on September 01st 2014 at 3:19 via sorry © alt-j with 558,865 notes -- reblog

http://gordoananke.tumblr.com/post/96311006124/have-phone-stolen-shouldnt-carry-it-with

gordoananke:

Have phone stolen.

"Shouldn’t carry it with you!"

Have car broken into.

"Shouldn’t of had such a nice stereo!"

Have house ransacked.

"Shouldn’t live in that neighborhood!"

Raped at a party.

"Shouldn’t of been drinking!"

Have private images leaked.

"Shouldn’t of taken the photos!"

If…



posted on September 01st 2014 at 3:19 via gordoananke with 155 notes -- reblog


posted on September 01st 2014 at 3:18 via courtneycrawford © these-times-shall-pass with 6,904 notes -- reblog

probablynottori:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun



posted on September 01st 2014 at 3:18 via maark-nutt © probablynottori with 26 notes -- reblog

shisnojon:

j6:

i can go from soft to hard does that make me an egg

i can go from yard sard



posted on September 01st 2014 at 3:15 via ven0moth © j6 with 75 notes -- reblog

veganvibez:

do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT



posted on September 01st 2014 at 3:14 via roostersjaw © veganvibez with 175,736 notes -- reblog

xekstrin:

the end of volume one was so intense



posted on September 01st 2014 at 3:13 via get-indierockedwith-me © oh-fuckberries with 3,728 notes -- reblog